GAY Kissing Dolphin Necklace
GAY Kissing Dolphin Necklace
GAY Kissing Dolphin Necklace
GAY Kissing Dolphin Necklace
GAY Kissing Dolphin Necklace
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GAY Kissing Dolphin Necklace

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Dolphins are GAY<3 that's why I love them!

When I was a child, I was on vacation in Florida, and I got to have my picture taken in a pool with a dolphin. The trainer signaled to the dolphin and it stuck its head a bit further out of the water, it's long snout swaying closer and closer to my lips in the gentle waves, the photographer said "okay Michael! Go ahead and kiss him!!" and much to my own surprise, I did it! As the shutter clicked, I realized I had outted myself to the entire world. I was a faggot, and now there was photographic evidence of it. Everybody said dolphins were "GAY", and now I had proved them right...kinda hot right? 

This necklace has a mix of glass, acrylic, quartz, and metal beads and charms strung on stainless steel wire. Each dolphin has plastic googly eyes set into its shiny blue crystal acrylic skull.