Picture this, you work as a ghostly pirate, on a haunted boat ride, at an oceanfront amusement park, in New Jersey. The closing bell is about to ring, and after ye finish swobbing the deck, ye and yer maties are going to walk the plank for some cocktails and festivities. This is your perfect blouse.
Irregular, hand mitered stripes of Tomato, Fuchsia, and Raisin Black Taffeta mimmic the striped glow of cloud bands at the last moments of sunset. Wrapping from side to front are thick ribbons which tie into an exuberant bow, accentuating your sexy pirate curves.
Model is 6'2, wearing size S/M
Preferably inside a mesh laundry bag, machine wash on cold, then hang to dry