Remember in Titanic when Billy Zane said "A real man makes his own luck"? What did he mean? What even is a "real man"? LOL-Seagulls on the other hand make luck, and shoot it out of their assholes onto the shoulder of your blouse while your'e eating funnel cake. If you aren't careful it will burn a hole right through to your skin, is that even luckier?
Here is a super glam, chunky, plastic ridden, dangly, oozing, neon white, seagull poop brooch, to bring some luck your way!